Sunday, December 28, 2008

Dec 27, 2008

So, you know (ladies) how when you sit down on a toilet when the seat is up you kind of fall into it, right? Well the dream I had last night consisted of me doing just that... but then it continued. I sat down and fell in, but i kept falling through the toilet, through the pipes, into a sewer and out into the ocean. Then I broke the surface of the ocean and looked pissed off. The dream ended with me yelling "Who the fuck left the seat up?!?!"
Then I woke up.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

I keep a notebook by my bed so that if i wake up in the middle of the night i can write down my dream so i don't forget. Sometimes, however i write things on the notebook while i am still sleeping, so when i wake up i see random things scrawled out on the paper and i don't remember anything from my dream. Here are a couple of those random statements from the last few nights:

"Duck Slayer"
-Dec. 17, 2008

"Unsettled Territory"
-Dec. 15, 2008 

I have no idea what i was dreaming about... but it's sounds pretty interesting.